TLM Trivia:
Out of the 65 Trades made (as of me writing this) how many of them have involved Zack?
Answer at the bottom… The ferocious winds of trading and odd player evaluations only swell as the deadline approaches. Zack has created a Monopoly on First rounders, Jordan struggles to find trade partners, Tom goes from prophesied top 3 team to tanking in a matter of a month, and we are left wondering if Bryce has the drive to complete his fabled championship run. It is truly a glorious fantasy year. However, something that seems to evade us each year is the cold-blooded rivalries that are the foundation to many leagues. Now I’ve played in multiple leagues and am the commissioner of another dynasty league (I know, no one cares), and for better or worse, I'd say this league more than any other is filled with very upstanding competitors, who across the board strive to win. However, we don’t often see the bitter rivalries blossom too often. At the end of the day, rivalries are the foundation of entertainment and our culture. Whether it be Alabama Vs. Auburn, OSU Vs. Michigan (Pre 2008), Rocky Vs. Apollo, Team Edward Vs. Team Jacob, and of course Marvel Vs. DC, our rivalries are sparse, however, there is one that I wanted to shed some light on this week. And so, While our opinions may differ on player value, if the bills or lions have it worse as franchises, or if these articles are even worth reading; We can all agree that rivalries elevate our beloved game. So, I took some time this week and am thankful for Bryce and John for answering some questions about how the rivalry started, and their opinions on their opponent as we head into the battle between Top 3 teams.
Interview:
Where/When does the Rivalry trace back to?
John: "It traces back to a failed Sterling Shepard trade 3 years ago"
Bryce: "I have always been an honest fantasy owner. I’ve always respected the game, but John through text agrees to a
trade with me, but then turned his back and traded the player to someone else... it truly showed his dark heart"
What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think about “Your Rival”
John: "Underachievement. Mark Richt. Les Miles. So much talent on his squad. But now, after the TY Hilton saga, his ability to lead his team should really be examined"
Bryce: "when I think of John I think of a sexually confused virgin"
If you were stuck on a desert island with “Your rival”, and there was only room for one person on the rescue boat, what’s your strategy to convince him to stay behind?
John: "Honestly, we’d prob hit it off alright if we ever met in person. So we’d find a way to build a bigger boat."
Bryce: "I would tell John that his female cousin was on the other side of the island and wanted to take his virginity.( since he’s from Alabama and all)"
What makes you a better fantasy owner?
John: "I started from the absolute bottom. Jared Goff as my #1 dynasty pick when the league started. (yikes) I’m the little engine that could. Scrappy. Lunch pail, coach on the field, etc."
Bryce: "I know struggle and I know pain. I rose from the ashes. Fantasy heartbreak has made me a resilient leader. John is nothing but a cuck."
Are there any traits in his ownership that you admire?
John: "he brings great entertainment to the league. Props for that."
Bryce: "I admire nothing. John is just a trick"
Prediction for this week?
John: "I’m catching him on a good week. Much like ND/Clemson, the championship game rematch will be more interesting, but he’s outclassed this week...140-110 me"
Bryce: "honestly don’t feel great about this week. John is catching me without Julio or Zeke, and I’m not at full strength, but I think my team will be rubbing our sweaty taint across his roster all day”. Tell us how you really feel about him next time, Bryce. Either way I think the gravity of this game speaks for itself, but it’s easy to say both owners seem primed to make a statement this week. Hopefully we get some trash talk along the way. Trade Thoughts
maybe it’s the fact that I’m not a big believer in Akers, nor do I think Gruden knows how to Scheme Ruggs into the gameplan rather than forcing him run deep every time; But I just think there was more Tom could’ve gained from this. Usually if Zack agrees to a deal, my first thought is “I’m probably giving up too much”, and maybe that’s how we all should approach trading with Zack. Either way Zack adds more firepower to the squad that plans to compete next year, somehow. Zack: A Tom: C
I’m one game out (technically two considering the point differential) and just had too many mediocre guys to make a real push. Giving away some young talent and a first for a top 8 RB seemed like a no brainer, while Tom adds another group of young players to sift through as he amasses more picks with the start of his soft rebuild. *Below grades are Heery’s and Zacks to remain unbiased* Reagan: A Tom: B
While these articles are mostly for satire and entertainment, I think we all agree Zack’s trade preview did a good job getting the ball rolling, and as he excitedly claimed “Damn that was soooo close to my trade”. I think both parties did a great job given their current roster layout. Conner’s longevity will be the biggest factor when we look back on this one. John: B+ Jordan: A-
Do I enjoy trading with Zack? No Have I ever felt good after a trade with him? No Did I need a QB? Sort of
Either way, It had to happen. Hopefully the picks turn into 2.2 and 2.3, and I only lose a late first. But with all traded involving picks, only time will tell.
Reagan: B, Zack: B+ 3 Week 9 Notes: --------------------------- 1) It’s amazing how one week can shift the league so much. If I lose, I probably don’t trade for Jones, and he might be shipped to Corey if he pulls out a win. A Bettis win makes him a lock, where now he is still in the hunt. While Zack beating John and Austin beating Bryce changes the scenery for the top 2 spots. 2) Speaking of the top 2 spots, outside of the battle for 6th between myself and AB, keep an eye on the 4-man race for 2nd place and the bye. It’s a crucial year to escape the talented teams sitting below them, and no one wants to win 3 in a row to win the crown. 3) Unlike last year, Points against haven’t really devastated a single team—no, wait. Corey sits on top with 1176 points against, Poor Guy. 3 Week 9 Awards. --------------------------- 1) The “So bad it’s good” award goes to John, for winning his matchup because the Buccaneers defense was so bad that it was just helpless enough to get Brees benched in the 4th to ensure a John victory. Zack nearly had it too… 2) The “Two Tight-End Terror” award goes to Zeke, for winning while starting Two tight ends, a feat hardly easy, nor often seen. 3) The “This is your champion?” award goes to Bryce, for hanging on by a thread to beat Heery. He’s scored 131,128, and 116 in the past three weeks. Not quite the dominating numbers as we expected.
Week 10 Preview
Larry had a Lil’ Lamb Vs. Unsolicited Dak Pics. There was a time where Jordan’s squad was 3-0 with the most points scored. But like anything, life hits fast, unlike Todd Gurley on a breakaway run. As for Austin, nothing has changed. EXCEPT! He now holds rights to the Acne riddled, big armed Quarterback, Justin Herbert. And if that can’t excite this squad enough to pull out a win, then what will? Game Picks: Austin: Jordan Reagan: Austin Zack: Jordan All Barkley No Bite Vs. DK Corner Climber Zacks team is just a smidgen more exciting with the Michael Thomas addition, while tom’s team is two smidgens less exciting without Jones and said Thomas. Either way, another on brand low-scoring game for ABNB. While Tom comes along for the ride. Game Picks: Austin: Zack Reagan: Tom Zack: Zack I’m the Cook Vs. Psycho Kylers Zeke has had a flurry of injuries recently, and it seems like forever ago when his team was dominating rather than barely squeezing by. Either way, I’d imagine this one will remain close, as Dalvin Cook is nearly guaranteed 30 this game, if not 40. Game Picks: Austin: Corey Reagan: Corey Zack: Corey R u Shitting (on) me Vs. MixonitupW/Mahomies No Chiefs for Zach, which in most cases would mean doom and gloom. Yet, Tom Brady coming off the ugliest loss of his career might be just enough to thwart off the fighting Bettis and his legion of mediocre athletes. Game Picks: Austin: Zach Reagan: Zach Zack: Bettis Baker of Chains Vs. Myles and Moore They each have spoken. Some words kinder than others, but in the end all that matters is the final score come Tuesday morning. Bryce doesn’t have half his team. And – uh--- yeah that’s pretty much the reason he’s gonna lose Game Picks: Austin: John Reagan: John Zack: John Breesus Lead Me Vs. Run CMC I’m feeling myself a little bit with the name change, and with the help of Aaron Jones. But it’s one game at a time. And this game has a lot on the line. David traded away his young QB in a sign of confidence in breakout Josh Allen, and he might need a huge game from him if he’s gonna pull it off. Game Picks: Austin: Reagan Reagan: Reagan Zack: David “Because I hate you (Reagan)”
Overall:
Austin: 36-18 (4-2)
Zack: 35-19 (4-2)
Reagan: 34-20 (5-1)
Cold Take of the Week: Jets: "We Believe in Adam Gase" Jordan:
I see no truths... But don't worry, my own appearance on cold takes will come soon enough, and trust me, I have plenty. Before we go, I do want to issue an apology to Superfan Addie. I truly appreciate the support, and the recipe (which I plan on trying soon). However, I’ve come to find out that Fantasy football journalism is a political battle between the truth, and the clawing hands of the public and their wishes and desires. In this instance, I was forced to upload a picture that I thought didn’t represent myself, the website, or the TLM brand. To which I promise it will not happen again. Unless of course I’m being offered money, in which case I’ll upload anything at all... Point is, you didn’t deserve it, and I will try to be better. Something I cannot speak on Zack’s account for... TLM Trivia: If you guessed 22… You’d be incorrect. Because he's actually made 31/65 trades this year. Next week the article will cover our offseason intervention for his addiction. Reagan Cotton Superstar at nothing, pretty good at a handful of things Recently trained Pancake connoisseur Signing off
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