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Writer's pictureMichael Scarn

Week 8 Preview

To save myself from writing, I figured I’d create a fun film to emphasize the atrocity of a game

we will witness when Zack and Heery face off this week. The film took longer than the writing

by a large margin, but I finished it out of sheer commitment to not quitting, unlike the Cowboys

entire team. With nothing else left to say… enjoy!

 

Week 7 Notes

  1. Zeke barely pulled off a Monday night victory over Zack. Which is telling for both parties considering the score. The Chris Carson injury certainly doesn’t bode well going forward.

  2. Bettis moved to 5-2, I refuse to believe he will win this year, but here we are. Side note: Corey, you’ve got to start making some moves here

  3. Nice job, Jordan.

Week 7 Awards

  1. The “Receivers are all you need” Award goes to John, for dropping 170, with 70 coming from three receivers.

  2. The “One-man army” Medal goes to Carmody, for watching Lockett put up 45 in a loss.

  3. The “Hardly counts as a win” paper plate goes to Tom, for, well. Beating Heery 88-87.

I don’t want to write much more; the video took a lot out of me.

 

Week 8 Preview


Larry had a Lil’ Lamb VS All Barkley No Bite

Brian Hill, Giovani Bernard, Gus Edwards. Backup Running backs? Yes… Starting in this matchup? Also yes. Vegas puts the line at 179.5, I’ll put the line at even calling this a game.

Game Picks:

Austin: Austin "f*ck Zack"

Reagan: Zack

Zack: Zack

 

D’ Dee and Dede VS Myles and Moore

As it stands, John is not starting Le'Veon in his revenge game against the Jets, which I hope goes precisely as everyone wants. Meanwhile, Tom acquired another white slot receiver for a pick (thankfully not a 1st this time).

Game Picks:

Austin: John

Reagan: John

Zack: John

 

R u shitting (on) me VS Run CMC

Bettis gets hit with the ultimate bye-week/injury combo, leaving him without four of his starters. Rumors are circulating about trades being made, but with time running short let’s see if he can pull it off. Speaking of rumors, David seems to be close to getting CMC back, and he will need it if the decline of Josh Allen continues…

Game Picks:

Austin: David

Reagan: David

Zack: David

 

Unsolicited Dak Pics VS MixonitupW/Mahomies

There are a lot of good players in this matchup, which leads me to believe it’ll be the highest scoring affair of the week. Roethlisberger vs. a hungry Ravens team off a bye week is worrying, but it’s certainly better than Newton at this point. While the Chief—Zach, hopes to return to form with another win to start his playoff push spearheaded by an underperforming Mahomes (fantasy-wise).

Game Picks:

Austin: Zach

Reagan: Zach

Zack: Zach

 

Baker of Chains VS Psycho Kylers

Psycho Kylers is Kyler-less, which means Primetime Kirk will be leading the squad without Chris Carson. I think we all know what direction this one is going. Unlike Bryce who for 6 weeks thought Hilton and Rivers were fighting – stay tuned for next week’s incredible story.

Game Picks:

Austin: Bryce

Reagan: Bryce

Zack: Bryce

 

Monty in the Grave VS I’m the Cook

Maybe if I pick myself to lose, I’ll actually win...?


Game Picks:

Austin: Corey

Reagan: Corey

Zack: Corey

 

Overall Pick’em Standings

Austin: 26-16 (4-2)

Zack: 26-16 (5-1)

Reagan: 24-18 (5-1)

Austin is slipping…


 

Cold Take of the Week

One of these things is not like the other…


Superfan Addie, shoot me a text and we can talk about getting you in here for a guest appearance.


Reagan Cotton.

Pure Football Guy.

Signing off.

 

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addiew1738
29 okt. 2020

I would love to submit a game day snack recipe

Gilla
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